Where's Ah-nuld when you really need him? Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in this laughable 1989 action film set in a post-apocalyptic future, where the Muscles From Brussels must accompany the half-female, half-robot heroine (Dayle Haddon -- who may hold the key to curing a global plague -- to safety, while her enemy (Vincent Klyn), who seeks world domination, stalks her. "Mad Max" it ain't.

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